ehehehe... no.

Sep 17
nivanfield-saint-jester:

So Hot. Why cant this be like real life

nivanfield-saint-jester:

So Hot. Why cant this be like real life

Sep 17

bellatook said: oh LORD book!thorin in bed........... so many speeches and bilbo is all "thorin pls"

avelera:

*snerk* oh my god, Thorin being all silent and brooding until he gets in bed and won’t shut up.

Or maybe it turns out film Thorin IS book Thorin, only the Company has threatened physical violence unless he reins himself in. Even the few speeches he’s given (“We will seize this chance to TAKE BACK Erebor!”) were followed by a swift kick under the table lest he go on for hours.

This all changes in private when the filters come down and Bilbo develops a sudden obsession with oral sex if it will just get Thorin to stop talking

Sep 17

official-sebastianstan:

I’ll bet that Bucky hates pets. He just doesn’t like having to care for them, he’s not fond of the idea, and just all-around doesn’t want any.

Steve, on the other hand, loves them. He convinces Bucky (with the help of Nat and Sam) to let him adopt a hairless kitten from their local shelter.

Bucky loves it instantly (he still cracks jokes and lovingly complains about how “damn ugly this thing is, Steve, he looks like you before the war, Steve, nah he’s prettier than you were, Steve, he’s so needy all the time, Steve”) and won’t admit that taking care of the little feline is one of the high points on his lonelier days, but God damn if knowing there’s a creature that loves and trusts him fully isn’t worth getting out of bed for

Sep 17

tacobelligerent:

tacobelligerent:

I STEPPED ON A FUCKING LEAF AND AT THE SAME TIME SOME KID SCREAMED I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUCKIN LEAF OMG

why do we always have to reblog my mistakes

Sep 16
armellin:

Tattoo AU for teamfreewill-fanart art challenge.
Did anyone noticed bees on Cas’s shoulder?)

armellin:

Tattoo AU for teamfreewill-fanart art challenge.

Did anyone noticed bees on Cas’s shoulder?)

Sep 16

Sterek Underworld - The Rise of the Lycans AU: Over 1,000 years ago, Derek was born, the first Lycan able to retain a human form. Enslaved by Gerard, the ruthless Elder of the Vampire Clan, collared, beaten and belittled, Derek grows up with only one light in his life: Prince Stiles, Gerard’s ward. The two grow up together - fierce children, lonely children - who find companionship and ultimately love into one another. Their romance is forbidden, not only by their status as member of the noble vampire council and low slave and blacksmith. But also because the races are forbidden to mingle. In Gerard’s eyes, Vampires are perfection, and werewolves are no better than beasts.
But Derek is done being treated like an animal, used and abused constantly. He manages to escape, freeing a multitude of fellow Lycans, but unable to take Stiles with him. The lovers make a promise to meet again, but fate is against them. Gerard finds out about their forbidden affair. Enraged, disgusted, he doesn’t hesitate to have his own ward locked into prison, or to use him as the bait to recapture Derek. Torturing Stiles in front of Derek’s own eyes is sweet revenge for Gerard. Who is so driven by his insane need to keep the two races apart, that he doesn’t hesitate to chain Stiles, and to
let the dawn light
cascade on him
and
burn

him
alive
in front of his beloved, chained and helpless and screaming his throat raw, only a few steps away from Stiles.
Driven crazy by grief, Derek manages to wrench free from his bindings, steal the necklace that his prince always wore around in neck and starting what will be known as The Great War between Vampires and Lycans.

of course, by year 2011, Stiles in reborn in the town of Beacon Hills and reunited with his love, who’s been waiting for him, embittered and lonely, for all these centuries. That’s because I’m a sucker for angst with an happy ending.

Sep 16

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

in-love-with-my-bed:

capsicleandmetalman:

finnyisintheimpala:

cocoparadis:

circusbones:

gregore:

The Avengers give Peter Parker a ‘hair cut’.

“HOW.”

my little american

THOR OMG

This isn’t science 

thank.

There isnt a single part of this that isnt gold

Sep 16
Sep 16

caloriq:

how do people have relationship after relationship like i can’t find a single person to find me remotely attractive for a solid second

Sep 16
Sep 16

not-john-watson:

Shhh. just drink your coffee, John.

Sep 16
Sep 16
imsirius:

so this is a thing i just found x 

imsirius:

so this is a thing i just found x 

Sep 16
Sep 16

iseeavoice:

therainbowgorilla:

qalaba:

iseeavoice:

A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”


Vampire: “The fair is in town, maybe a date will help…”

human spends the whole time in the hall of mirrors

#AREYOUSERIOUS

WE HAVE A NEW WINNER.