[Because The Amazing Spider-Man 2 had me asking hard questions…Parksborn or Spideypool?]
Peter knows he was never destined to be normal: what with one dad being a billionaire genius and the other…well, the other being Captain America (because that’s enough explanation for some people). The radioactive spiderbite didn’t help, that was a very awkward conversation…
"Dad…Dad…I have superpowers"
"Where did I go wrong? I thought you were just going to rely on your genius!"
"Tony, you are not helping! Peter, your dad and I will support you no matter how you save the world."
Of course, things only get worse when Harry comes back to town and rekindles their friendship…and hints at something more… not to mention the new mercenary in town who won’t leave Peter alone.
So, suddenly Peter has two suitors and neither of them could be considered normal. And his dads are absolutely no help.
"I refuse to see my son date the head of Oscorp! And the whole "I need Spider-Man’s blood" thing is way too kinky for you to be dealing with right now"
"Tony! Harry is Peter’s friend! And are you seriously suggesting our son get involved with a mercenary who may not even be mentally stable?"
So how can Peter decide, when one dad ships Parksborn, and the other ships Spideypool?